Author Archives: Andy Chrestman
It’s Good To Be King
Merriam Webster defines the term “swagger” as “arrogant or conceitedly self-assured behavior,” an “ostentatious display or bravado,” and/or a “self confident outlook.” With all due respect to Noah Webster and the Merriam brothers, those explanations fall woefully short of defining … Continue reading
Vacation Begins
Mom is exhausted and Dad is pretty tired. But Kohl is exceptionally well-rested. Having grown weary of the highly-regimented schedule at Children’s Hospital, Kohl much prefers the amenities offered by Chateau du Chrestman, the finest B&B in town. There are … Continue reading
Checked Into Chateau du Chrestman
After a tumultuous morning consisting of a circumcision and breaking out into baby acne, Kohl’s day took a turn for the better when he was finally discharged from the hospital and arrived home. He seemed intrigued with the concept of … Continue reading