Author Archives: Andy Chrestman

Merriam Webster defines the term “swagger” as “arrogant or conceitedly self-assured behavior,” an “ostentatious display or bravado,” and/or a “self confident outlook.”  With all due respect to Noah Webster and the Merriam brothers, those explanations fall woefully short of defining … Continue reading →

Mom is exhausted and Dad is pretty tired.  But Kohl is exceptionally well-rested.  Having grown weary of the highly-regimented schedule at Children’s Hospital, Kohl much prefers the amenities offered by Chateau du Chrestman, the finest B&B in town.  There are … Continue reading →

After a tumultuous morning consisting of a circumcision and breaking out into baby acne, Kohl’s day took a turn for the better when he was finally discharged from the hospital and arrived home.  He seemed intrigued with the concept of … Continue reading →